Our lovely staff had a whip round for Christmas and bought us a Wii Fit - what a great present.
The first thing the Wii Fit does is assess your current physical age & condition. I was assessed as having a physical age of 6 years less than my actual age, so far so good. However, as to physical condition, I was assessed as obese!!!!!!! (not to be confused with 'a beast' which is what Harry thought it said). Oh dear.
This may explain why, when I was last dressed as a banana, a gentleman asked me if I was a swede (I assume he meant vegetable not nationality). I obviously fill out my banana suit rather too well.
I find when faced with brutal insults from both man and machine it is important to maintain a broad smile and a sense of humour.
Onward and upward.
NEWSFLASH!
Panic averted - I had entered my height incorrectly - I am not obese afterall (merely overweight). Whew!
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